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groovian-whovian: spinningrims: i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:15:21 -0700

spinningrims:

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

Never don’t reblog this.
There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls.
This can save so many lives

hxrringtons:can the cast of netflix's queer eye come to my house and fix my life

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:30:20 -0700

hxrringtons:

can the cast of netflix's queer eye come to my house and fix my life

constellations-and-energy: plantyherbivore: I met these two...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:45:21 -0700

constellations-and-energy:

plantyherbivore:

I met these two ladies in Switzerland. They were hugging and licking each other, like best friends.

This is lesbian bovine erasure

cephalopodvictorious: roarkshop: natvarmac: datunofficialdisne...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:54:56 -0700

cephalopodvictorious:

roarkshop:

natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women.

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog.

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes.

the end.

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

buttonpoetry: “I promise I will love you as if it’s the only thing I’ve ever done correctly.” —...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:51:34 -0700

buttonpoetry:

“I promise I will love you as if it’s the only thing I’ve ever done correctly.”

— Rudy Francisco, from Helium
(via buttonpoetry)

depressedgaylord: HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION HIS NAME...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:41:08 -0700

depressedgaylord:

HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE
HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION
HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS

ckary: STREET SMARTS!!

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:38:37 -0700

ckary:

STREET SMARTS!!

The houses as.... Writers

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:38:05 -0700

emperor-oj:

Gryffindor:

the hemingway’s of the world

their writing is full of angst and personal experience

can often come across as anecdotic- they take what has happened to them and apply it to a broader spectrum

there is an underlying current of passion in everything they write

many late nights w/ coffee because they were suddenly inspired at 2am while nearly dreaming

Ravenclaw:

the fantasy writers

create whole worlds bc they aren’t satisfied with the one’s they are in

stories often make a statement on real world issues in a creative way

prefers to use a typewriter/hand-write their stories

shares their ideas with very few

almost never finishes a story bc they have so many half-finished ideas swirling in their heads

Slytherin:

the realistic writers

creates painfully authentic, multi-faceted characters with abundant flaws

their writings aren’t meant to teach a lesson; simply to share a story

draw inspiration from those around them; MAJOR people watchers

their writing is highly sophisticated and not easy to digest; you have to pay attention to every detail

prefer writing in the 3rd person; like to take an omnipotent view as a way of removing themselves from the piece

take great pride in their work and don’t reveal it until it’s at a standard that they approve of (and that bar is HIGH)

Hufflepuff:

the poets

a lot of YA authors are hufflepuff

create beautiful imagery in everything they write

their attention to detail is impeccable; they want to ensure that what they imagine is what the audience also envisions

their writing is raw with emotion and makes the reader feel for the characters

1st person stories

very open/receptive to criticism; seeks out ways to improve upon their creation

their stories always have a moral that they want the world to know

everything they write is a piece of them

emotionally-compromised-idiot: ladynorbert: unprecedented-terro...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:37:03 -0700

emotionally-compromised-idiot:

ladynorbert:

unprecedented-terror:

gaytotodile:

This is an actual tweet by dennys

UHM OH MY FUCKING GOD???

YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE PICTURE I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMETHING TO SEE

Shhsgdjhshzbja

inkskinned: something about you makes me comfortable and maybe to you that doesn’t mean a lot but...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:35:20 -0700

inkskinned:

something about you makes me comfortable and maybe to you that doesn’t mean a lot but i’ve always got a million thoughts and fears and things going on and when you show up that’s all gone

fynpoe:god !!!!!!!!!!!! i read this 39 times over n over again...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:15:27 -0700

fynpoe:

god !!!!!!!!!!!! i read this 39 times over n over again !!!!!!!!!!!!

longlore: monsterdonutpillow: 0ptimummm: Today this girl in class looked different because she had...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:30:26 -0700

longlore:

monsterdonutpillow:

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

BEFRIEND HER

That’s gold.

inzika: sometimes when i go for a walk i look at the sky and realize that i really love earth &...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:45:27 -0700

inzika:

sometimes when i go for a walk i look at the sky and realize that i really love earth & nature like i just get this really nice feel. i love it

beep-beep-richie-trashmouth: marvelismylife: totheonedegree: schrodingers-child: cosmic-noir: pr...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 07:37:24 -0700

beep-beep-richie-trashmouth:

marvelismylife:

totheonedegree:

schrodingers-child:

cosmic-noir:

princedhunglow:

anttom2016:

yeaimcoollikethat:

thecrybabbles:

brownsugargeisha:

astripperstory:

stoicdaydreamer:

qslay:

sakuyandere:

perlexnoire:

bluhippy:

jaxblade:

jaxblade:

jaxblade:

albertothechihuahua:

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

y’all I have $88 in my account I need all the help I can get

positively-queer: “Start over my darling. Be brave enough to find the life you want, and courageous...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:33:16 -0700

positively-queer:

“Start over my darling. Be brave enough to find the life you want, and courageous enough to chase it.”

— Madalyn Beck (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

Photo

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:26:05 -0700

artofyaya: Queer Eye (quite literally)

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:19:11 -0700

artofyaya:

Queer Eye (quite literally)

sydsliftingface: greelin: greelin: this was an attack on me,...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:39:22 -0700

sydsliftingface:

greelin:

greelin:

this was an attack on me, as a bisexual. i was targeted

i was THREATENED.

the definition Chaotic Lesbian Energy

dresdoodles:Communication💕

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:46:33 -0700

dresdoodles:

Communication💕

quicksilver-ace: kleinsens: maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:55:21 -0700

quicksilver-ace:

kleinsens:

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

Does everyone just inexplicably know this